Comments on: Special Edition: The Empire StrikeBack

By: POMP

POMP — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 07:42:03 +0000

I can’t stop thinking about the awesomeness that is Quixtar. If our young retiree lives to an average life expectancy of 72, he’ll be able to enjoy (and spread out) his $39,864 fortune over the next 51 years!

That’s $781.65 a year!
$65.14 a month!!
$15.03 a week!!!

I’m a jealous pussy.

By: POMP

POMP — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 07:18:29 +0000

Wow, this young man clearly is a genius! His mother should be proud. I was doing the math, and he stated he makes $2,000 a month which = $24,000 a year.

Now let’s assume our young entrepreneur is at least 18, and he’s investing 15% of his earnings into a 401k. That’s $3,600 a year he’s banking towards early retirement — leaving him with $20,400 annually for the next 3 years.

Now lets subtract a minimum wage salary for his spell-checker (I’m assuming he would need someone full-time). That would be $20,400 - $10,712.

That leaves him $9,688 before taxes!!

$9,688 x 3 = $29,064
$3,600 x 3 = $10,800

Now add those two totals together, and that leaves our wealthy young man with approximately $39,864 to retire on at the ripe age of 21! This is all before taxes of course, and assuming he hasn’t spent any of his yearly earnings on hookers and blow.

Maybe we should shove our precious jobs up our gay asses, move back in with our parents, and start selling overpriced energy drinks?

By: Exit

Exit — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:48:57 +0000

Good luck with that, and don’t forget to keep us posted when you buy real estate in lower Manhattan.

By: Ur all a bunch of pussies

Ur all a bunch of pussies — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:19:23 +0000

Wow! U really are a fag. Guess wat tho a person who is gonna retire before the age of 21 and live out the rest of his life with those friends, who will all be just as rich as him so at this point i could care less if i make speling errors. I can pay someone to spell for me u fuckin prick

By: Exit

Exit — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:52:17 +0000

Nice! I can see that working for Quixtar means that you can forgo learning what was once 'important skills' such as spelling. Man, you can take it one step further from omitting apostrophes, commas, and periods to never using capital letters!

Seriously, does anyone else notice that this guy makes his money by selling Quixtar products to his friends? Wow, sorry, but I will not set my terms for friendship based on that they buy at least a case of energy drinks from me each month.

Also, 'how big of a fag' could be a compliment you silly boy!

By: All of u are a bunch of pussies

All of u are a bunch of pussies — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:35:28 +0000

All of u are a bunch of pussies!

If u had friends u would be makin $2000 a month like me but ur all a bunch of pussies that make websites just so u can show how big of fags u really are. Have fun being poor dont forget to eat that silver bullet when u cant take ur jobs anymore and please do it somewhere u wont make a mess tho yall are a poor mess as it is!! wouldnt wanna have to make it harder on the rest of the 98% of the US

Have a good day and all of u should shove ur oh so precious jobs up ur asses

By: scott

scott — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:18:39 +0000

What a scam quixtar is.

By: POMP

POMP — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:51:09 +0000

All that Quixtar money, and you drive a Focus?

By: You are all going to die poor

You are all going to die poor — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:33:47 +0000

LOL, well go work for McDonalds and make sure the upper 0.5% in the fast food industry rapes your checks while you flip burgers and complain about an opportunity of a lifetime. It’s so sad to know you are going to die poor, what are you going to do so that you have the money you need? Think now….. Comeon, since you can’t see the beauty of Quixtar you must not be a great thinker. Done thinking yet? You didn’t even think about it, that’s how narrow minded you are. I’m going to run over your baby with my focus and shove my quixtar check up its @$$.

By: Torgo

Torgo — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:35:58 +0000

Its fairly amazing how far some will go to pitch Viagra … when all you need is QUIXTAR!